Corrected by: Francis Goulet francisgoulet@hotmail.com

If Played in G the chords were. (see Later)

Correction by Francis

Spoken : Well in that case, they give us one more to do, in that case we gotta... we gotta do an Alma Mater, we must do an Alma Mater. And our Alma Mater is a cute little song, I learnt it in the fifth, I was a little behind, but it's a beautiful song all togetherness, and when I say 'togetherness', believe me I do mean togetherness. If it wasn't for togetherness, I wouldn't be here tonight, really,oh yeah! and if it wasn't for togetherness, none of the rest of you would be here to night, oh yeah!

Well now, this also happens to be a sexy song, and there's nothing wrong with sex, not a thing wrong with sex, nothing wrong with sex, nothing wrong with sex! Sex is a beautiful thing, it is harable and it's loveable, my father is a baptist minister, he told us, he told us : 'son there's nothin' wrong with sex, it's just the way that you handle it, you see...' oh yeah! Well now, the reason why it's a sexy song is because the boys have one part, and the girls have the other. Very simple. now we gonna teach the boys their part first, 'cause they only have one part, see! oh yeah, oh no no, I gotta hold the pick with these two fingers (fingers), and this is the only one I got to work with, you know!

Well now it happens to be any flat, and it's now a rock'n'roll number, so we have to turn the boxes down a little bit, because it's really sweet, groovy, wow is it groovy! Ok, here we go, now fellas here's what you do, now I sing the girls' part, when I lean over this way, you come in with the other part, now here's the way it goes.

The girls say : 'my' and the boys say : 'ding-a-ling', see! that's right, that's right. and then the girls say 'my' and then the boys say : 'ding-a-ling'. You know the boys' stuff's risin' right there! And then the girls say 'I want you to play with my' and the boys say 'ding-a-ling'. Ok, alright, alright, alright? Ok, ok! now, a'ight.

When I lean over this way, fellas, we want you to come in real strong with your 'ding-a-ling's, see. Ok, here we go, Ooh. I must sing the girls part now when I lean over this way, ok?

Chorus : Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.

Ooh, that was fairly good, that was fairly good! But you know it's about six girls down here takin' care of all 'em ding-a-lings, out there! You know, that's too much! That's too much for six girls, that's too much! We need more girls, 'cause there were some strong ding-a-lings over here, yeah. We need more girls to sing now, come on girls, now open your mouth and get it, come on, come on. oh, oh na na na, na na na, now come on!

Chorus

Spoken : That was beautiful, had about 58 girls singin' in, yeah! When we get along the fifth verse, all the girls will be singing. I told you it was a fourth grade number, a cute little song too!


When I was a little bity boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a s(h)tring She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus : (oh) My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling (2x)

Spoken : Beautiful, beautiful, that's what I call togetherness, hmm.

You know then mama took me to Sunday school, they tried to teach me the golden rule, everytime the choir would sing, I'd take out my ding-a-ding-ling ding

Chorus

Spoken : Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful! really. You know, it never fails, it never fails, guess where the strongest minds are, right over in here! Guess where the strongest ding-a-lings are, right behind! That's really... beautiful, beautiful!

Sung : Hmm, and then mama took me to grammar school, but I stopped off in the vestibule, every time that bells would ring, catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, ohh!

Chorus

Spoken : That is beautiful, you know what I heard? I heard, I heard two girls over here singin' in harmony, that's alright honey, this is a free country, live like you wanna live, babe. Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it down. hm hm. Yeah freedom! Yes sirs, one guy right over here singin' in mine too, that's alright brother, yes sir, you got it right babe, ain't nobody gon' bother to you. Tell you.

G C D G
Once while climbing the garden wall, I slipped and fell had a very bad fall
G C D G
I fell so hard I heard bells ring, but I held on to My ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus:
G C D G
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling
G C D G
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Spoken : Hmmm, fellas, let's give the girls credit now, don't they have a beautiful passage? In the song! in the song, in the song, in the song? Hmm...

I remember the girl next door, we used to play house on the kitchen floor, she'd be the queen, I'd be the king, and I'd let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus

Spoken : Got about 500 girls singin'. I'm gon' tell you. You know that's future policy out there singin'. Future governement,really, of England out there singin'. And I'll be glad when you get it on to change a few things. OH YEAH!

Once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek, man them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus

Girl downstairs, she's so big and bold, grandma warned me she's too old. Used to take me swingin' in the schoolyard swing, swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus

Spoken : That's so beautiful, I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do! And guess what... everybody's still not singin', there's a few right down the front here that's not singin'. We're gonna dedicate this verse to those who will not sing, yes sir. And we're gonna ask the spotlights, when we get ready to sing the verse, to look around and see who's not singin'. So here goes to those who will not sing Hmmm...


This here song, it ain't so sad, the cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing, you must be playing with your own ding-a-ling!!!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.

Chuck Berry : Na na na na, you're not (singin')... oh your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, we saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling. eww. my ding-a-ling, everybody sing, I want to play with my ding... everybody!... My (crowd : ding-a-ling), oh my! (crowd : ding-a-ling). Slow down ... I wanna play. Everybody... with my DING-A-LING.

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